What rhymes with hug me?

Seriously, what rhymes with hug me? Jug me? Shouldn’t it be “what rhymes with suck me?” Since we’re on the subject of rhyme schemes, perhaps the balloons at the end should read “Thicke is Robin’s dick” as opposed to “Robin has a big dick”, clever as that may be. If this were a tweet, would I be compelled to use #thicke?

While I don’t necessarily find that this obviously exploitative video encourages violence against women, I will say that the models look like they’re having more fun in the clothed version. I wish I didn’t find this stupid song catchy.

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